Europe vignette #2
I cut open my toe while walking on uneven pavement in paris. This is the conversation that followed. Audrey is the youngest, and allie is the middle. Mom: do you need a band aid? Allie: she doesn’t deserve a band aid Mom: cause she has tiny eyes? Me: or cause of my fat ass? Audrey: both. I just did 17 days of an altman family vacation. It’s time to go home.
Europe vignette #1
The latest chapter in my European adventures involved a cruise along the coast of France and Italy. Of course, in Europe I can drink legally. Even though I got carded everywhere when i was just hsnging out, my 14 year old sister who looks like shes 21 got away with hanging osut everywhere which only got her into this situation. One night Audrey was hanging in a bar and not drinking with her...